Anna Walsh
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CHICAGO — Standing against the wall, milling about, or looking around while waiting for acts to play is considered the…
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Jason VanSlycke
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LOS ANGELES — Film director and Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst put an end to years of debate by issuing…
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Stephen Bell
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LOS ANGELES — Tobey Maguire’s highly anticipated return to the Spider-Man franchise is already confusing fans when it was announced…
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The Hard Times Staff
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Local metalcore band The Demise of Saturn asked scumbag show promoter Steve “Froggy” Fordham to abandon traditional…
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Patrick Coyne
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SALISBURY, Md. — Jim Perdue, the reclusive and quirky chairman of Perdue Farms, hid five golden tickets to tour his…
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The Hard Times Staff
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ORLEANS, Mass. — Local tattoo enthusiast Danny Lipinski’s latest tattoo depicting the cast of “Friends” engaged in a pansexual orgy…
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Dan Rice
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local mother Meredith Ashby displayed a performative expression of surprise and intrigue at a neighborhood cookout yesterday…
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Billy Patterson
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. – Local teenager Valerie Booth reluctantly made the choice to be goth after reviewing her wardrobe consisting…
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Camden Brazile
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ST. LOUIS — Audience members were upset at a local punk show last night when touring band Metallicunt revealed themselves…
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Ryan Danley
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DENVER — Local cryptocurrency trader, Evan Silver, pushed the limits of the definition of ‘friend' when discussing a current relationship…
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