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Mark Turner • May 22, 2021

MEDFORD, Ore. — A sleepover between longtime friends Billy Potter and Sam Cortland turned sour after the former discovered his…

Patrick Coyne • May 10, 2021

BALLARD RESIDENCE — A disturbing and highly scientific new study has found that I, Gary Ballard, the extremely parched breadwinner…

James Knapp • May 9, 2021

Alright, so I know I’m probably gonna get some pushback on this and, honestly, I get it. I know my…

Bobby Korec • May 6, 2021

LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix announced yesterday that they are ordering a slew of new violent homicides to generate content…

Charles Bill • May 3, 2021

ANYTOWN, USA — Darrell “Sloppy” Jones, the wacky friend and outlandish next-door neighbor from teen sitcom “Janey and Joey,” reportedly…

Josh Klasco • April 25, 2021

DENVER — An unlikely alliance formed between a conservative uncle and socialist niece thanks to their shared distaste for the…

Mark Hassenfratz • April 23, 2021

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local punk and 31-year-old adult man Kenny Whalen remains blissfully unaware that he is the Whalen family’s…

Sarah Feliciano • April 8, 2021

Yes, we’re living through a global pandemic and COVID numbers are rising every day, but it’s still Rex Manning Day.…

Kevin Tit • March 21, 2021

BLOOMINGTON, Minn. — Local dad and lifelong jock Patrick Bruckheimer is forcing his home-schooled teenage son to take showers upstairs…

Ryan Danley • March 17, 2021

PHILADELPHIA — Local Irish-themed punk rock band The Drunken Fighting Lads are being suspiciously protective of the ethnic background results…

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