Tony Morse
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BOSTON — Local therapist Dr. Loic Middleberry attempted to reach new clients by introducing reduced-rate services for sessions focusing exclusively…
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Eric Navarro
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Hey, pothead! That’s right you lazy stoner. So you failed to launch? Big fucking deal. You’re back with your folks…
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Patrick Coyne
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MOORESTOWN, N.J. — Local dad Henry Connor insisted he will not be comfortable hugging his 27-year-old son Griffin until they’re…
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Rachel Steele
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SAN FRANCISCO — Retired senior citizen Roger Jenkins completely lost touch with the youth in his community by falling behind…
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Rick Homuth
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NAMPA, Idaho — A punk house dispute over fixing a carbon monoxide detector was abruptly resolved after every single resident…
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Ted Pillow
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Daniel Powers is searching for an acceptable way to find out if his niece’s upcoming birthday…
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Mark Turner
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MEDFORD, Ore. — A sleepover between longtime friends Billy Potter and Sam Cortland turned sour after the former discovered his…
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Patrick Coyne
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BALLARD RESIDENCE — A disturbing and highly scientific new study has found that I, Gary Ballard, the extremely parched breadwinner…
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James Knapp
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Alright, so I know I’m probably gonna get some pushback on this and, honestly, I get it. I know my…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix announced yesterday that they are ordering a slew of new violent homicides to generate content…
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