Rachel Steele
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SAN FRANCISCO — Retired senior citizen Roger Jenkins completely lost touch with the youth in his community by falling behind…
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Rick Homuth
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NAMPA, Idaho — A punk house dispute over fixing a carbon monoxide detector was abruptly resolved after every single resident…
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Ted Pillow
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Daniel Powers is searching for an acceptable way to find out if his niece’s upcoming birthday…
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Mark Turner
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MEDFORD, Ore. — A sleepover between longtime friends Billy Potter and Sam Cortland turned sour after the former discovered his…
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Patrick Coyne
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BALLARD RESIDENCE — A disturbing and highly scientific new study has found that I, Gary Ballard, the extremely parched breadwinner…
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James Knapp
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Alright, so I know I’m probably gonna get some pushback on this and, honestly, I get it. I know my…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix announced yesterday that they are ordering a slew of new violent homicides to generate content…
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Charles Bill
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ANYTOWN, USA — Darrell “Sloppy” Jones, the wacky friend and outlandish next-door neighbor from teen sitcom “Janey and Joey,” reportedly…
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Josh Klasco
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DENVER — An unlikely alliance formed between a conservative uncle and socialist niece thanks to their shared distaste for the…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local punk and 31-year-old adult man Kenny Whalen remains blissfully unaware that he is the Whalen family’s…
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