Mike Maher
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CRANFORD, N.J. — Local actuary Ken Dorfinger showed amazing self-restraint by leaving a significantly large piece of chicken as the…
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Dan Luberto
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FAIRFAX, Va. — Local sad sack Mark Curtis unknowingly surpassed the world record for consuming the most French onion dip…
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Joe Rumrill
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NEW YORK — Legendary auteur director Phillip Schaeffer was reportedly trapped in his Criterion closet and forced to survive on…
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. – Blitz Greg Bop, a rescue dog belonging to local punk Jimmy McCallister, significantly upgraded his dietary lifestyle…
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Allegra Ringo
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BELLEVUE, Neb. — Local 12-year-old Jason Mancuso discovered that his best friend Ethan Schumacher and his entire family eat food…
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Local punk household, “The Underground Failroad,” is grieving for their microwave, which is considered “no longer functional”…
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Nathan Kamal
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Thanksgiving is the best time of year for gathering friends and family and appreciating all the year has given you!…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local diner Bill Frakes reportedly walked into a recently reopened Golden Corral restaurant and whispered “beast mode” while…
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Krissy Howard
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BOSTON — Local man, and person with little to no concern for his physical well-being, Travis Ligresti was spotted eating…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Following years of research and development, the average vegan ass is approaching a similar taste and texture…
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