Colleen Nerney
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September 15, 2022
First of all, hello, I’m Colleen, and I’m 24 months sober. Pretty cool, right? If you’re reading this and anything…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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August 16, 2022
People call whiskey a crutch, but through the good times, the bad times, and the boring times, it’s more of…
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Zach Hudson
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August 8, 2022
RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Local dive bar Bog Hill, an establishment notorious for over-serving customers, fights, and unsanitary conditions, shocked regulars…
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Bobby Korec
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June 23, 2022
Every sober person will tell you that quitting drinking was the greatest decision they’ve ever made. I didn’t believe them…
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Ted Pillow
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June 16, 2022
DETROIT — Frustrated wife Hannah Gerhardt figured out how to install a breathalyzer on her husband’s acoustic guitar which would…
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James Knapp
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June 2, 2022
MORGANTOWN, W.V. — Self-proclaimed party animal Derek Plomchock astounded friends and roommates by somehow surpassing three sturdily locked doors and…
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John Danek
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May 22, 2022
BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Pretentious bourbon sniffer Patrick Welles is ruining the otherwise fun vibes of an impromptu house party hang…
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Patrick Crooks
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May 18, 2022
LINCOLN, Neb. — Local drunk Peter Brooks was outraged to find that despite holding the high score on the bar’s…
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It started out like any other Tuesday. I was day-drinking with my usual tallboys of Bud Light Chelada with Clamato,…
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Patrick Crooks
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May 2, 2022
GALAPAGOS ISLANDS — The Galapagos punk scene was in shock this morning after learning of the tragic death of up…
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