Charles Bill
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TOPEKA, Kan. – Local boring millennial Harley Shun admitted that he is horribly embarrassed by his drunken antics which made…
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Ben Friedman
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local man Greg Johannssen claims it’s too early in the year for Starbucks to release pumpkin spice flavored…
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Mark Shady
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LOS ANGELES — Former child star Ricky Dugan was seen drunkenly Googling “where am I now?” after a night out…
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Chris Bratton
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I never thought I’d be a cautionary tale. But now I know you should never get blackout drunk in front…
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Claire Alexander
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Alcohol and antidepressants—is there a better combo in the world? According to our doctor, “Yes, almost anything, for the love…
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Claire Alexander
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ARLINGTON, Texas — Americans everywhere took a brief pause from threatening to kill each other online to share that they…
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Sarah Cortina
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SAG HARBOR, NY — Justin Timberlake announced his next album will be about how the popular alcoholic beverage Long Island…
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Doctors and scientists will tell you that alcohol is severely dehydrating, but doctors also used to prescribe lobotomies to anyone…
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CHICAGO — Local metalhead and avid drinker Stephen Mullins realized he needs to donate increasingly larger amounts of blood and…
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Josh Baumgart
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Whoa, what a night. Always good to catch up with the old crew when I’m back in town. Glad we…
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