DETROIT – After amassing a total potential tab in bids of nearly $7,000, local man Daniel Thompson realized that he is completely, utterly fucked if…
SACRAMENTO, Calif. – BREAKING: The crowd at a secret, word-of-mouth show by prolific California hardcore band Chain Examination was stunned by the “weird moshing” of one older fan last night, according…
INDIANAPOLIS – Mark Lipton, frontman of local hardcore band Straight Risk, left show attendees confused and disappointed when he spent the duration of his band’s…
BALTIMORE — Touring pop punk band Facts of Life were thrilled to learn that show promoter Mickey Hall decided not to pay the band in legal…
JERSEY CITY, NJ – Realizing her relationship was not working out, local woman Cynthia Jefferson decided to utilize her boyfriend’s generic barcode tattoo to cash…
WHITMAN, Mass. – With winter slowly drawing to a close, music fans are anxiously awaiting their favorite bands’ spring and summer tour schedules. Minutes after…
SEATTLE, Wash. – A leaked production sheet obtained by The Hard Times confirmed legendary Foo Fighters frontman and self-styled rock music historian, Dave Grohl, was…
AUSTIN, TX – With stipulations like “TV Can Only Be Used to Watch Spanish Language Three’s Company” and “Carpet Ceiling,” Austin real estate magnate Joel…
LOS ANGELES – Regionally popular grindcore outfit Cock Chopper were yet again snubbed for “Best Metal Performance” at tonight’s Grammys. “This was supposed to be…
CASPER, Wyo. — The members of NeverXBroken experienced a close brush with death early Wednesday when their tour van swerved from the I-25 freeway near…
FORT WORTH, Texas – Following the success of their debut E.P. Fight for Fighting, regionally popular hardcore band Forsaken Streets has announced a full U.S.…
CHARLOTTE, N.C. – A local house party reportedly turned sour last night, as local man Seth Needham spent the entire night drunkenly slurring apologies for…
MONTEREY, CA – Despite not enrolling in a higher education program in over eight years, 30-year-old college graduate Eric Lewis still regularly uses his college…
TORONTO – After months of constant pressure to “come out to a show,” the staff of Rhombus Marketing realized their deepest social nightmare in discovering co-worker…
SAN FRANCISCO — Facebook friends of local punk Jeff Lewis report they were “thoroughly amused” by a recent post in which he stated he will…