AUSTIN, TX – With stipulations like “TV Can Only Be Used to Watch Spanish Language Three’s Company” and “Carpet Ceiling,” Austin real estate magnate Joel…
LOS ANGELES – Regionally popular grindcore outfit Cock Chopper were yet again snubbed for “Best Metal Performance” at tonight’s Grammys. “This was supposed to be…
CASPER, Wyo. — The members of NeverXBroken experienced a close brush with death early Wednesday when their tour van swerved from the I-25 freeway near…
FORT WORTH, Texas – Following the success of their debut E.P. Fight for Fighting, regionally popular hardcore band Forsaken Streets has announced a full U.S.…
CHARLOTTE, N.C. – A local house party reportedly turned sour last night, as local man Seth Needham spent the entire night drunkenly slurring apologies for…
MONTEREY, CA – Despite not enrolling in a higher education program in over eight years, 30-year-old college graduate Eric Lewis still regularly uses his college…
TORONTO – After months of constant pressure to “come out to a show,” the staff of Rhombus Marketing realized their deepest social nightmare in discovering co-worker…
SAN FRANCISCO — Facebook friends of local punk Jeff Lewis report they were “thoroughly amused” by a recent post in which he stated he will…
TUCSON, Ariz. – Members of the Tucson punk scene were saddened earlier today, as local punk mainstay and style icon John “The Don” Bergeron lost…
GREENVILLE, NC – Southern hardcore bands The Struggle and Dead Broke have announced plans to split a limited edition, 7″ sub from a local Sheetz…
We’ve all been there: you’re at a music festival, when all of a sudden, there’s a young woman on her boyfriend’s shoulders blocking your view…
THE INTERNET – After teasing fans for a month with an online countdown, seminal post-punk band At The Drive-In revealed they would be embarking on…
FRESNO, Calif. – Pressed by the realization of having their third practice without selecting a name, a local high school band engaged in an aggressive…
EUGENE, OR – As touring punk band Blüd Borne settled in at “The Punkin’ House” after a show Wednesday night, bassist Mark “Sparf” Ludlow called…
Everett, WA – After waking up from a long night of drunken partying, residents of a local punk house and DIY venue made the gruesome…