Ok, I admit it. I never assumed anyone would actually take me up on my Facebook post encouraging friends to message me if they were…
CINCINNATI — A group of punk house residents organized a large benefit show last weekend to raise money for their former roommate Mike Medina, who…
SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Local man and “Mr. Fucking Big Shot” Dan Paulson was allegedly acting last night “like his shit don’t stink” because he…
WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — New historical evidence suggests that former President Thomas Jefferson acquired a substantial amount of his wealth by cultivating and excessively endorsing CBD…
For millions of kids who grew up in the 90’s, the sound of shattering glass could only mean one thing: An appearance by WWE legend…
LONDON — Virtual alt-rock band Gorillaz sparked outrage last week by replacing long-time cartoon bassist Murdoc Niccals with the General, the animated spokesperson of The…
SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Patrons of the Davis Square landmark Sue’s Diner are still uncertain whether the staff are paid to be jerks, or if that…
ANAHEIM, Calif. — 37-year-old web developer and former Fashioncore devotee Kelvin Robbins once again today chose against donating his white studded belt to Goodwill, due…
Going out to eat with friends or family who’ve never worked in food service can be humiliating. As they talk among each other and idly…
WATERLOO, Iowa — The staff at KFMW Rock 108 have reportedly entered the third hour of waiting to receive a single call to win a…
PHILADELPHIA — Pennsylvania punk act The Menzingers are reportedly hard at work on a new song after seeing their close friend Josie Glynn smoke a…
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Department of Physics announced today the theoretical discovery of the fifth sequence of the energy/alcohol…
It’s hard to express how surreal it feels to be in a real recording studio with a real producer. After years of basement demos, begging…
NEW YORK — A joint study released today by researchers at Consumer Reports and The Goth Advocate pinpointed an alarming trend of aging mall goths…
LOS ANGELES — Columbia Pictures announced they have hired Emma Stone to represent the collective voice of the Chinese-American community in response to Saturday Night…