SEATTLE — Local punk venue El Corazon unveiled a new kiss cam to entertain crowds during the long downtimes in between bands, sources who hoped…
Are you one of those people who derive their internal sense of worth and belonging from a career? That’s no way to go through life!…
PENFIELD, N.Y. — 46-year-old punk veteran Samuel “Murder One” Castor decided to further deck out his CPAP sleep apnea machine with the addition of another…
OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk band Glow Schtick bragged about the “secret show” they performed this past weekend, despite only calling it a secret after…
Billionaires; they are our superiors and our betters. Their lives are literally worth more than our lives, and they make decisions that affect our day…
People of this bank listen up, ’cause I got something to say. The state of the world is chaotic right now. We’re all facing a…
CHICAGO — Local Pandemonium Fest attendee Sam Garcia waited longer for an Uber to pick them up than it took the festival to begin, end,…
Look, I don’t want to start a flame war or name names. But if you have a shower in your home, and you don’t live…
PITTSBURGH — The parents of local punk Donny “Kebab” Babcock fitted their son with a special studded cone around his neck to prevent him from…
Supergroup Dead Cross is back with their second studio album “II” and nothing gives us more joy than criticizing other people’s creative work. Ever wonder…
CHICAGO — Beloved pop punk four-piece Soft Lozenge announced today a very special performance of their self-titled debut to celebrate its 11-year, four-month, and three-week…
Girl, you know I want to see you happy. You deserve it. You deserve gold-plated diamonds, dogs made out of money, and that promotion you’ve…
You won’t see him spinning a guitar on stage, he hasn’t been featured on a single album, and he’s not sliding into your DM’s at…
LOS ANGELES — Software Developer and self-described “weed snob” Aiden Crispin exclusively fills his bong with chilled Evian, sources rolling their admittedly red eyes confirm.…
TARZANA, Calif. – Straight Edge LAPD Officer Donald Harvey could not decide whether to plant narcotics on a man from Reseda after an altercation Friday…