BALTIMORE – Touring hardcore band Punching Down involuntarily added a new member to their lineup last night when a shirtless man near the stage was…
TWITTER – Comedian, and person who points a camera at his face a lot, Jarrod Alonge came under fire for selling a T-shirt parodying the…
BUFFALO, N.Y. — A monthly slam poetry open mic was ruined late last week by local hardcore musician Russ McGee, who “blatantly disregarded most rules…
WASHINGTON — The Republican Party is breaking up, according to an announcement posted on GOP.com, citing “creative differences” as the leading cause of the split.…
Donald Trump’s running mate Mike Pence has been in the news a lot lately. Coincidentally, The Misfits recently reunited for the first time in 30 years.…
NEW YORK – A 50-foot-tall Henry Rollins rampaged through the streets of Manhattan’s Lower East Side yesterday, destroying everything in its path without mercy. Fans of hardcore…
NEW YORK — One commuter’s choice of an organic deodorant last week subjected a crowded, rush-hour subway train to “inhumane” conditions, according to the World…
NEW YORK — U.S. Presidential candidates and “beloved anti-heroes” Donald J. Trump and Hillary Clinton will be brought back for a second season of HBO’s smash hit…
NEW YORK — America Online, celebrating the 20th anniversary of its 1996 promotional CD-ROM, announced plans today to reissue the classic 50 Hours Free! promo…
PORTLAND, Ore. — David Hendershot, the friend who has bragged about his homemade kombucha for the past three months, finally figured out the perfect gift…
LOS ANGELES – Local music reviewer and self-described clairvoyant Karl Berger can tell if new albums are “garbage,” “shit,” or “just okay” using a supernatural, Spiderman-like…
DEERFIELD, Ill. — Teenage punk band Infectious Human Waste met at Judy’s Pizzeria after practice last Thursday to discuss the band’s first tour, which they…
ORLANDO, Fla. – Yet another scandal has hit the Clinton campaign, with investigators linking former President Bill Clinton’s appearance schedule to the tour dates of…
MIDDLETOWN, Conn. – Local high-school punk band CRAPitalism returned to Middletown High earlier this week touting a “massive Canadian fanbase,” garnered while attending Camp Yakonkwe…
AUSTIN, Texas — Natalie Gladstone successfully completed a daring escape from her boyfriend’s show last night, sneaking out of the event inside of a box…