PYONGYANG, North Korea – Kim Jong-Un, leader of The Workers Party of Korea, shocked the western world when he announced himself as the new supreme lead…
HOUSTON, Texas – Having an open mind towards other genres of music is rare amongst fans of hardcore, but one local man is bucking that…
I don’t know exactly who I should talk to about this so I’m reaching out the only way I know how. Can anyone here help…
ANN ARBOR, Mich. – After shaving his thinning crown for the first time, balding punk Justin Morris proudly declared that he is apparently a skinhead…
NEW YORK — The scars on Mickey Bautista’s face and knuckles each carry a story worth telling, but one battle stands out as the favorite of…
NEW YORK – Noting an audience that was left bored, confused and angry by a series of rambling monologues and artless “poetry”, sources confirmed that Joe Storm’s…
SAN FRANCISCO – One of America’s longest lasting wars has finally come to an end as punks and jocks finally settled their differences, united by their…
LONG BEACH, Calif. – Despite objections from friends, family, and doctors, local mom-to-be Melissa Watts cannot contain her excitement about dying her unborn baby’s hair. Watts,…
AUSTIN, Texas – A Southside man has loudly declared his intentions to not have any fun at tonight’s Krum Bums show. Derek Miller, 47, has successfully…
VANCOUVER, Canada – Emergency responders worked through the night after a stage collapse at a hardcore show left 175 photographers injured. During the headlining set…
LONG ISLAND, N.Y. – Despite protests from friends and family, pizza-faced straight edge teen Mike Mitrione continues to refuse acne treatment, claiming he “doesn’t need…
ATHENS, Ga. – Patrons of the Georgia Square Mall watched in horror as local punk Bobby Lamb was nearly pulled into a moving escalator when…
YUMA, Ariz. – Derek Dunkerly, 22, is an up-and-coming drug addict who hopes to one day achieve his dreams of becoming a full-fledged junkie. Unlike most drug users who…
CLEVELAND – Infamous conservative hardcore band One Life Crew announced this week that they have reunited and will kick off their ‘American Valuez’ 2015 tour with…
ANN ARBOR, Mich. – Witnesses on the scene are reporting that local punk Peter “P-nut” Meadows seems to firmly believe he has out-debated the cop…