BREAKING: A Day to Remember was awarded a $4 million judgement by an Illinois jury in their federal court case against Victory records Tuesday. According…
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Cupcake, a popular local dog, upstaged touring hardcore band Strong Reaction by captivating the audience with his adorable antics during a basement show…
MADISON, Wis. — Patrons of the local Brew Pillow coffee shop grew uneasy Thursday evening after a series of increasingly uncomfortable events outed performing singer/songwriter…
RESEDA, Calif. — Tom Morello, guitarist and founding member of iconic rap/rock band Rage Against the Machine, confirmed once and for all that the titular…
NEWTON, Mass. — Local man Eric Barbier removed his Anal Cunt t-shirt from his dresser and carefully rolled a lint brush over it in preparation for…
16 years after the landmark lawsuit Metallica v. Napster, Inc., it looks like the thrash metal giant is once again having the last laugh in…
SAN JOSE, Calif. — Fans at last night’s Kanye West concert (where the rapper announced his support for president-elect Trump) reportedly created a petition to…
Hey you out there in internet land — if you’re anything like us, you’ve spent countless hours at the grocery store putzing around the produce…
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Newlyweds Brian and Susan Moore returned from their honeymoon late last week to find their wedding mix CD skewered by Pitchfork, earning a…
WASHINGTON — Donald Trump’s 60 Minutes interview with Lesley Stahl was supposed to calm the nation. Instead, many staunch supporters of the President-elect feel he…
LOS ANGELES — Representatives of the greater music industry, which had been actively seeking potential employees since the 1890s, announced at a press conference this…
In the current national climate of political division, violence, and ugly rhetoric, it feels good to finally share a story which will restore your faith…
ST. LOUIS — Kansas City pop-punks Birdnoculars secured a paid opportunity earlier this week to help move a couch and other items amidst their two-state…
UPPER DARBY, Penn. — Brenden Lowry, frontman and lyricist of punk band Remorse Of The Flag, is struggling to fit all necessary truths, misconceptions, and blatant…
SAN FRANCISCO — A chilling case of voter suppression was reported today, as Jello Biafra ran out of room for the lengthy diatribe he was scribbling in…