Culture Archives - Page 405

Punk House With No Puzzles Just Going to Use Smashed Window

Anna Walsh • May 4, 2020

CARSON CITY, Nev. — Local quarantined woman Laura Lamont found a creative way to stay busy indoors yesterday by repurposing…

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Abandoned Can of Cream of Celery Soup Knew You Ungrateful Motherfuckers Would Come Crawling Back Someday

Krissy Howard • May 3, 2020

LEXINGTON, Ky. — The long-forgotten can of Campbell’s Cream of Celery soup in the back of a local kitchen cupboard…

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Record Collector Spends Entire Stimulus Check on Essential Japanese Import

The Hard Times Staff • May 3, 2020

NASHUA, N.H. — Local record collector Scott Kilduff spent his entire stimulus check on a single Japanese import LP yesterday…

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Five “Community” Easter Eggs I’ve Blown Out of Proportion Due to Loneliness

Ben Collins • May 2, 2020

Like so many of us, I’ve spent the last few weeks quarantined alone in my studio apartment with nothing but…

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Basement Hostages Blissfully Unaware of Pandemic

Ryan Danley • May 2, 2020

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — 64-year-old captor Charles Lynn Gartner’s basement-dwelling hostages remain blissfully unaware of the global crisis happening right outside…

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Bald Guy Pushing for CDC to Make Hats Mandatory Too

Issa Diao • May 2, 2020

MADISON, Wis. — Local bald man Gene Zielinski is petitioning the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention today, demanding they…

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Activist Posts Important Meme

Louie Aronowitz • May 1, 2020

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local activist/influencer/yoga instructor/Instagram model/spiritualist Lana-Ann Fink did her part yesterday to take a stand and inspire change…

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