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Child Not Popular at Home School Either

Sari Beliak • April 29, 2020

GILROY, Calif. — 13-year-old Matthew Staller’s social standing has not improved at all since his middle school closed down last…

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Sesame Street Airs Special Episode to Explain Coronavirus to the President

Jon Wood • April 29, 2020

NEW YORK — The cast of “Sesame Street” joined the country’s leading scientists and health experts this weekend in a…

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Joe Biden Announces Endorsement from Sundown Movement

Jeremy Kaplowitz • April 28, 2020

WASHINGTON — Notable Alzheimer's awareness organization Sundown Movement officially endorsed former Vice President and Democratic nominee Joe Biden this morning,…

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Aging Punk’s New Model Building Hobby Mostly Just Excuse to Keep Sniffing Glue

James Knapp • April 28, 2020

TRENTON, N.J. — 31-year-old punk William “Billy Club” Moore’s new model-building hobby is primarily just a socially acceptable means for…

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Man Panic-Watches “The Simpsons” Looking for Clues on Next Global Disaster

Jerrod Kingery • April 27, 2020

HOUSTON — Local man Joseph Graciano spent the past 72 hours obsessively streaming “The Simpsons” on Disney+ looking for anything…

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Pornhub Sees Spike in Searches for “Groups of More Than 10 People”

Becca King • April 27, 2020

SAN FRANCISCO — Pornhub saw a drastic spike in searches for “groups of more than 10 people” this quarter, the…

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You Can Have My Weekly Shindigs at Applebee’s When You Pry Them From My Cold Dead BBQ Sauce Stained Hands

Nick Ortolani • April 27, 2020

Our country is teetering on the brink of oblivion. Governments are looking to dismantle our very way of life and…

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Citizens Confused About “Darkest Fear” Question on U.S. Census

Chris Jones • April 26, 2020

WASHINGTON — The recently added census question, “What is your darkest fear?” has sparked confusion amongst citizens filling out the…

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Hold On, How Am I Older Than Kim Jong-Un?

Jason VanSlycke • April 26, 2020

Like any responsible citizen I keep track of international news and, while this isn't an endorsement of the leadership of…

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Federal Government Forced to Layoff Three States

James Knapp • April 26, 2020

WASHINGTON — The U.S. Federal Government announced today that, due to a plummeting economy related to the COVID-19 pandemic, it…

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