Wanna Feel Old? This Is the Second Financial Disaster of My Adulthood
Are you ready to feel the effects of aging at a natural rate? Well, get a load of this. This…
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Random Act of Kindness: The US Just Surprised Israel With A Larger Than Normal Arms Shipment!
Just when you thought international relations couldn’t get any sweeter, we’ve got a story of one long-term pals really showing…
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Mandela Effect? Your Friends Don’t Remember You Exist
The Mandela Effect is the age-old behavioral phenomenon where large swaths of people misremember specific details about a person, event,…
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Vanity Obsessed? Taylor Swift Just Started Working at This In-N-Out To Stop a Teen From Getting Employee of the Month
The In-N-Out in Prescott, Arizona, might look unassuming from the outside, but a quick look inside tells an entirely different…
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Snobby Ghosts Refuse to Communicate Through Off-Brand Ouija Board
OAKLAND, Calif. — Local ghost Cece Quinn is reportedly unreachable unless specifically summoned with a name-brand Ouija board, and promises…
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Census Bureau Reminds Crust Punks to Not Count Raccoons As Roommates
SUITLAND, Md. — The United States Census Bureau issued a sharp reminder to crust punks today to stop counting wild…
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Conservative True Crime Podcast Enters Fourth Season Only Covering Abortion
SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Conservative true-crime podcast “Roe vs. Pod” will maintain its sharp focus on legal and safe abortions…
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Activist Deletes Amazon Account, Will Only Purchase as Guest From Now On
DES MOINES, Iowa — Local activist Kendall Spencer took a stand today against internet commerce titan Amazon by deleting her…
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We Asked a Local Stoner to Shut the Fuck Up
4/20 may have come and gone this year, but that doesn’t mean stoner culture has. But what exactly does it…
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Mary-Kate Olsen Recalls Meeting Ashley Olsen On Set of “Full House”
LOS ANGELES — Former child star Mary-Kate Olsen recounted yesterday her experience meeting her doppelgänger and “Full House” co-star Ashley…
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