Nick Ortolani
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March 25, 2020
MACON, Ga. — Local Civil War reenactor, blogger, and aspiring mass shooter Randolph Cunningham was forced to go door to…
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Patrick Coyne
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March 24, 2020
LOS ANGELES — The producers of the hit HBO docu-series “McMillions” are pitching their next fast food true crime story,…
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John Danek
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March 24, 2020
DENVER — Local nerd Eugene Boscroft asked aghast record store employees moments ago to help him find old compilations from…
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Anthony Robinson
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March 24, 2020
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — The collective U.S. student loan debt held a press conference early this morning, claiming that it isn’t…
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NEW YORK — Stock photo websites jacked up their prices today for pictures of financial workers on Wall Street looking…
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Nick Ortolani
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March 23, 2020
WASHINGTON — A large, bi-partisan coalition of U.S. Senators disclosed moments ago that they’d been avoiding Sen. Rand Paul long…
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Alan Khanukaev
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March 23, 2020
STRATFORD-UPON-AVON, England — Local punk and detestable rascal of ill-repute Bartholomew Alfraye expressed a most ghastly proclamation of ill-will today…
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James Knapp
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March 23, 2020
AKRON, Ohio — Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden announced a new initiative today during a campaign stop at a tire…
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Dom Turek
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March 23, 2020
YUBA CITY, Calif. — A reported breach in self-quarantine last week has left four dead and another two hospitalized after…
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Louie Aronowitz
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March 22, 2020
SAN FRANCISCO — Email marketing specialist Seth Samael, widely considered one of the most diabolical internet admins, was seen twirling…
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