Portrait of Paul Rudd in Attic Also Weirdly Young-Looking
RHINEBECK, N.Y. — A portrait found in the attic of a well-appointed, upstate mansion owned by actor Paul Rudd hangs…
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We Ranked Every Episode of “Law & Order: SVU” and Got Halfway Through Season Two Before We Lost the Will to Live
“Law & Order: SVU” spans so many hours of content, that watching it and ranking all of its episodes would…
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KISS Goes Hog Wild With Sephora Points
NEW YORK — Members of glam rock group KISS were spotted using a stockpile of Sephora points at a local…
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If Smashing Your Instrument Is So Cool, How Come Guitar Center Says I Owe Them $17,500?
This isn’t the dark ages. Women rock out. We play guitars. As Phoebe Bridgers demonstrated on SNL, sometimes we rock…
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Cops Demand to Know If This Is Really Black Astronaut’s Rocketship
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — Police detained NASA astronaut Charles Washington today as he boarded the Orion V spacecraft during launch…
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California Residents Warned Not to Go Outside or Inside
Californians were warned today to protect themselves by staying both inside and outside, due to the ongoing risks associated with…
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Small Liberal Arts College Releases Fall Semester Classes on Vinyl
AMHERST, Mass. — Smorth College announced today that instead of face-to-face instruction, it will release its fall semester classes on…
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We Tried to Sit Down With This Whistleblowing Cop, but She Died in a Weird Accident Before We Got the Chance
With activists across the country protesting racial inequality and police violence, The Hard Times decided to sit down with police…
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Conservative Food Blogger Gives Police Boots Five Stars
LOS ANGELES — Wutherton Tall, the creator of conservative food blog The Thin Blue Lime, scribbled a five-star review into…
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Betsy DeVos Stands Under “Mission Accomplished” Banner After Successfully Shutting Down U.S. Public Education System
WASHINGTON — Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos stood triumphantly beneath a “Mission Accomplished” banner in an empty cafetorium yesterday after…
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