Real Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode
DES MOINES, Iowa — After returning from Iraq in January, former Marine and current Elder Scrolls Online enthusiast Zach Meyers…
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Ella Gale — Page 2
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Now That All the Middle Schoolers Are Home, My Guild Is Stronger Than Ever
Sure, thousands of people have died in the coronavirus pandemic. But you know who else is about to die? A…
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I Didn’t Spend 50 Years Breastfeeding Baby Yoda for Some Asshole in a Helmet to Get All the Credit
Fifty years is a long time. Almost as long as my nipples after half a century of breastfeeding. Seriously, my…
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Horse Probably Fine
IMPERIAL CITY, Tamriel — MolagMoProblems, a dark elf who has not seen her beloved piebald destrier Fuckstick since she galloped…
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Actress Loses 50 Pounds for Role in Entertainment Industry
LOS ANGELES — Following in the footsteps of Joaquin Phoenix, who lost a grueling 52 pounds to play Joker, LA-based…
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Gamer Excited for Cuphead Property She Can Actually Finish
AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Kaylie Terline was reportedly thrilled to hear that Netflix is producing an animated Cuphead show…
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Powerful Necromancer Revives Long-Dead Forum Thread
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Arcane powers of life and death were recently wielded by Amina Mitchell, 35, who used dark…
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Shocked Tank Receives 60,000 Gold Bill After Using Out-of-Network Healer
RAWL’KHA, Reaper’s March — After receiving care from a High Elf healer during a veteran run of Moon Hunter Keep,…
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Fun Late Night Date Ideas that Just Happen to Coincide With Server Maintenance
Spring is here, the birds are singing, and the flowers outside that are visible from my battle station while sitting…
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I Like Every Kind of Christian Music Except for Christian Hip-Hop and Christian Country
I don’t drink, smoke, or go on the Internet and look at naked people. But I’ve got one addiction: Christian…
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