Fan Brings Earplugs to Morrissey Concert in Case He Talks
CHICAGO — Morrissey fan Elspeth Carter tucked a pair of earplugs into her jacket last night in prep for his…
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All-Woman Reboot of XCOM 2 Squad Also Dies Immediately
SEATTLE — Frustrated after her all-male XCOM 2 squad died yet again during a “Terror” mission, Salma Kurtz decided to…
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Sony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 Brick
LOS ANGELES — Sony has approved a substantial budget for the upcoming Settlers of Catan movie, after much deliberation over…
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Woman Who Likes the Silmarillion Also Really Hard to Read
BOULDER, Colo. — A local Tolkien fan who loves the Silmarillion has been described by friends and acquaintances as a…
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I Respect the Troops by Maintaining a Huge Arsenal in Case I Ever Need to Murder Them
The only thing I love more than American soldiers is preparing to defend myself against them by stockpiling as much…
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This Adorable Baby Was Conceived and Born During a Single Epic Phish Jam
OMG! We can just not get enough of this adorable little newborn boy, Tweezer Carson. Not only was this little…
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Festivalgoer in Native American Headdress Uses Every Part of Buffalo Exchange
PORTLAND, Ore. — Headdress-clad Claire Downing wore an article of clothing from every section of Buffalo Exchange this past weekend…
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Trump Promises Charlottesville Five New Dog Whistle Factories by 2020
NEW YORK — President Trump promised this morning to bring five of the "best and loudest" dog whistle factories back to…
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Stop Giving Her Clitoral Orgasms and Start Giving Her Fake Orgasms
By now just about every guy has mastered the art of giving women the Big O on their Little C.…
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Game of Thrones Inspired Necklines That Will Choke You Better Than Your Coward Boyfriend
Game of Thrones is back and once again things are tense in Westeros. Almost as tense as they were when…
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