DIY Scene Not Thrilled About Expanding Into Women’s Healthcare
SPOKANE, Wash. — Members of the Spokane DIY punk scene are reluctantly preparing to help local women who will lose…
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Goth Gets Asshole Darkened
LOS ANGELES — Local goth Jenny Carlisle successfully subverted cosmetic trends earlier this week by having her asshole professionally darkened…
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Programmers Closer to Building Sentient Robots than Understanding Plot of Westworld
CHERNSVILLE, Calif. — Artificial intelligence researchers at the Chernsville Institute of Technology (ChIT) announced that they are closer than ever…
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Here Are Four Devs Who Would Never Fire a Female Employee Because They Don’t Have One
Many gamers are outraged by the ArenaNet firing scandal and are wondering in an industry rife with questionable companies, which…
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Cooperative Board Game Isn’t
LOS ANGELES — A weekly game night at the home of Carmen Criss ended in chaos as a strategy disagreement…
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Amazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One Ring
LOS ANGELES — A drone will deliver the One Ring safely and securely to Mordor in Amazon’s upcoming Lord of…
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Crime Lab Says Fibers at Punk Show Came From Black T-Shirt
SPOKANE, Wash. — The Spokane Police investigation team asserted today that a fiber linked to the disappearance of an irreplaceable…
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Local Grandpa Drops by GameStop to Ask for Directions to the Steam Store
DENVER — Local grandfather Bill Willinkins drove his Lincoln Town Car to the GameStop in the Sutherland mall in an…
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Mentally Ill Man Receives Free Government Health Care, Housing
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump visited a White House doctor this week for his annual physical examination as part of his…
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Man at Comic-Con Panel Would Like to Ask a Few Quick Follow-up Statements
KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Today at the Kalamazoo Comic Con, Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan Gregg Monson was prevented from asking…
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