Marie Cartier
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QUINCY, Mass. – Neighborhood staple Al’s Market won an online poll for “Best Local Sandwich Spot,” despite strong evidence of…
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Rachel Steele
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BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local man Patrick Miller prepared an unwilling audience for a lengthy racist anecdote, assuring everyone that…
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Chris Taaffe
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PITTSFIELD, Mass. — Sketchies, a newly opened marijuana dispensary, is getting rave reviews by selling weed out of backpacks in…
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Krissy Howard
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HAMPTON, Va. — Some stupid-ass bitch with her head up her ass who cut me off coming down Jefferson just…
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Bobby Korec
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CRAIG, Colo. — Local punk Kenneth Dieter instinctively snuck into a show despite there being no cover charge to enter,…
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Lana Kim
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RICHMOND, Va. — Several medical reports released early this morning state that any and all injuries sustained after the age…
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Sarah Feliciano
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EUGENE, Ore. — Roommates and known stoners Lilia Huerta and Sam Khan reportedly witnessed Kate Bush in the form of…
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Antonio Cruise
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PALMDALE, Calif. — Local fuel sniffer, Seth Carr, purchased several grams of heavily cut cocaine in response to historically high…
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Doug Kolic
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TORONTO — Concert goers were left baffled last night when drummer Gareth McGibbons of mathcore band Hyde Index burst into…
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Corey Montgomery
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Southern woman and recreational drug user Darlene Abbot reportedly refers to every amphetamine or stimulant simply as…
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