How to Grow Your Business to the Level of Class Traitor
So, you turned 25, and you finally stole enough money from parking meters to get a business license. The next…
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Rachel Steele
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We Tried Vegan Footwear and It Tastes a Little Like Grass
We’re willing to try anything once. Granted, no one really asked but we tried a new, healthy snack called "vegan…
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Class Division Kept Alive by Man Mocking Friends Who Use Hulu With Ads
CONCORD, N.H. — Local trust fund kid Gil Winchester once again mocked his friends for electing to watch a more…
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Help! My Girlfriend Still Hasn’t Heard The Marriage Proposal Hidden In My Band’s New EP
I love my girlfriend Sammy. She’s the most supportive and kindest human being I’ve ever known. She attends every show…
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“Keep in Mind the Year Was 2005,” Says Man About to Tell Racist Anecdote
BOCA RATON, Fla. — Local man Patrick Miller prepared an unwilling audience for a lengthy racist anecdote, assuring everyone that…
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Psychopath Listens to New Album on Shuffle
TACOMA, Wash. — Local deranged person Billy “Bile” Harrison reportedly listened to the album created by his friend Jake Gomez…
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If God Loves Me, Why Did He Give Me Copies of Mötley Crüe’s “Dr. Feelgood” Instead of Hands?
Supposedly, God is full of such benevolent, unconditional love that he created the universe and mankind in His image. They…
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Sorry I Haven’t Seen That Show You Recommended, the Idea of Having Something in Common With You Disgusts Me
Shit, no I did not get a chance to start that show you recommended to me, sorry about that. It’s…
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Workplace Hero Unmutes Microphone to Laugh
PHILADELPHIA — Office hero Tom Rafferty was kind enough to unmute his microphone during the company’s team meeting so he…
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14 Care Reacts on Selfie Hints This Is Memorial Post
PASCO, Wash. — A cursory look at a recently posted selfie on Facebook revealed what appeared to be a memorial…
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