I’m sure the Nazis have done a LOT of bad things over the years but this is the straw that broke the camel’s back for…
Just as you’ve done so many mornings before, you roll into the nearest Starbucks for your ritual skinny white chocolate macchiato (extra shot). But today…
I’m sorry, you don’t like Metallica? I don’t think I understand that statement. You just never got into them? What does that even mean? Have…
There was once a time in this country when things were comfortable. An average American could go out for a nice dinner with the family…
It’s 2017 and I’m trying my best to be woke, but I’ll be honest it’s hard for a guy like me to keep up with…
THIS. HAS. TO. STOP. Everyone in this bar knows the jukebox costs $1 per song or $3 for 4 songs. This isn’t a charity. I’m…
Let’s face it: the terrorists are winning. Every time I open Twitter or refresh my inbox, there seems to be a fresh tragedy, news of…
Ugh. My calculus professor refuses to stop lecturing me. Whether it’s in class, lab, or even a variety of private office hours — this guy…
The last sun beams of fall dance a somber waltz through the leaf-bare trees as I scribe this communiqué to you – my dear readers…
As an ally to all people of color, it means a great deal to me when POC address me using the vernacular of their culture.…
Oh. My. God. This is so cute my heart just broke and I’m literally fucking crying in the office. Loudly. Like, I’m making a fucking…
Listen up bro. I’ve discovered a muscle-building supplement unlike any other and if you want to get JACKED like me, I have found the key.…
A good viral video is like a short story. When an underdog rises to the occasion, takes on the world, and comes out on top…
The Brittle Biscuit, located between a Thai-Czech Fusion Gastropub and Vintage Nursing Scrubs boutique in Park Slope, is the most innovative bakery to open in…
In our nation’s current state of total buzzkill, it’s more important than ever to focus on what makes us the same rather than what makes…