Alright, LISTEN UP, you stupid, mouth-breathing, McDonald’s-eating, SUV-driving idiots. We only get one planet Earth, and you ASSHOLES are KILLING IT! I hope being able…
Most of the time we’re stoked when our favorite bands drop unreleased tracks. But some long lost B-sides aren’t buried treasures. Sometimes they’re just straight…
The world is a vampire. It must be exciting to be a vampire, but I wouldn’t know. I’m just Billy Corgan. Sometimes people on the…
As a high school senior during the Trump presidency, I have found that defending progressive values is more important now than ever. That is why…
Every morning feels the same to me: I make my smoothie with just a little pick-me-up added, and suddenly those repulsive eyeballs are glaring at…
It’s a complex web of ideologies out there. Our society both progresses and regresses a mile a minute, and if you don’t keep up, you…
It is very important that cisgender white males like myself take our privilege and use it in service to various communities that need our support.…
Ed Wolfe is the world’s first poser. In the late ’70s he was the first person to pretend to be into punk to seem cool.…
Look, I’m just a normal person. Believe it or not, not all heroes wear capes. While I do own several capes, they were safe in…
Throughout the years my girlfriend and I have had our ups and downs, our good times and bad times. That’s just the ebb and flow…
I grew up in a pretty religious household. Some of my earliest memories are of my grandfather insisting I get baptized. He’d always stay stuff…
The two weeks I spent filling in on guitar for Nastoids in 2007 were the best days of my life. They were filled with rad…
You’re at a crossroads in your life. Maybe you’ve just recently finished your undergraduate degree and you are waiting for the perfect job to come…
Look, I can go back to playing in a band whenever I want, OK? Sure, maybe being the lead singer of Crucial Logic wasn’t covering…
I don’t think I’m alone in saying, “good riddance” and, “don’t let the door hit you on your way out” to 2016. 2016 was a…