All too often these days I see bands who only go their hardest on stage when there’s a huge crowd. This is exactly what the…
Remember the ’90s? The music, the clothes, the horrible secret we promised to take to our graves? Any real ’90s kid can wax nostalgic about…
With demand growing higher and higher for artisanal, high-quality coffee drinks, it would APPEAR that America’s coffee palate is growing more refined. But is that…
All ’90s kids remember the first time a friend, cousin, or older sibling told them about “Napster.” It seemed too good to be true. And,…
Sometimes after a long day at work I like to unwind with a couple drinks and write mean reviews for companies online. It’s kinda my…
Everything you wear in middle school is statement about your identity. From your shoes to the sweatshirt, your clothes help your peers recognize where you…
Next to living way too long, avoiding blame seems to be the primary skill of the baby boomer generation. From them we’ve inherited a dying…
“WHOOOOOWEEEEEEAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!” Uh oh! We’ve all heard that excruciating whine that comes out of a poorly-positioned amplifier or a male audience member heckling a female musician. Feedback…
These days there’s a lot of talk about the “glass ceiling” in America; the invisible barrier that prevents women from rising to true equality with…
Literally. These days it seems like everything is lit. A decent slice of pizza. A sideshave haircut. We throw around the word “lit” like we…
If you thought you were going to smirk your way through a half-assed cover of Sisqó’s “Thong Song” and coast on ironic chuckles, let me…
It is a wonderful thing when a song’s lyrics define who you are as a person. It’s even more wonderful when you want those lyrics…
Alright, LISTEN UP, you stupid, mouth-breathing, McDonald’s-eating, SUV-driving idiots. We only get one planet Earth, and you ASSHOLES are KILLING IT! I hope being able…
Most of the time we’re stoked when our favorite bands drop unreleased tracks. But some long lost B-sides aren’t buried treasures. Sometimes they’re just straight…
The world is a vampire. It must be exciting to be a vampire, but I wouldn’t know. I’m just Billy Corgan. Sometimes people on the…