II grew up in a nurturing household with a foundation of love. My family had dinner together every night, my dad worked hard to provide…
In the past two years, Stranger Things has taken the world by storm, largely due to its high nostalgia value, heart wrenching story, and phenomenal…
OK, White women besides me, we need to talk: you need to open your eyes and stop. Doing. These. Five. Things. Full stop. 1. You…
These days everybody wants to play it safe. Just go to any store right now. What does every cashier say at the end of your…
Let me start by saying I don’t want to get political, OK? I don’t want to start any fights or flame wars. I just need…
In our increasingly tech-driven society it seems like more and more new startup products and services are bursting onto the market everyday. At the forefront…
1. There are two Avenger A’s on the poster, as in AA. Perhaps alluding to Tony Starks’ alcoholism arc from the comic books. 2. Overexposed…
My moral fiber and ethical egoism inform my political leanings. And normally I don’t like to give chicks positive attention, but Ayn Rand can totally…
OK, so my wife just got home early from her girls weekend because Kelli was being “a total, narcissistic bitch, like usual” and she found…
Look, maybe I don’t dress like it anymore, or go to shows often (or ever), but that doesn’t mean I’m not punk anymore. I’m still…
There are a lot of reasons why I don’t tell people I’m a squirter. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, but it’s not like I…
It’s a familiar story: a band releases a beloved first album to wide acclaim and then the critics pan the follow up. When Weezer followed…
Cats! The grist for the internet content mill, the furry little fucks that keep you up at night with their yowling and lovemaking. There’s nothing…
Whitewashing. Cookie-cutter protagonist. A happy ending so out of touch with reality you can actually sleep at night. Sound familiar? I just described every major…
I Unfriended Everyone I Hate and Now Facebook Sucks
I hate drama, which is why I used to read it from a safe distance on the internet. Social media was my healthy outlet for…