I’m so glad that you enjoyed the restaurant and are up for watching a movie! Here is a stack of my entire Blu-ray collection– each…
Every 4th of July we reflect on this great nation and our founding principles. These days, it feels like many Americans have lost touch with…
The first time my girlfriend and I saw Sharona she had the cutest pout on her face as she was turned away from a bar…
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Have your band practices been awkward ever since your bass player Mike quit and you replaced him with a dude named Mark who sort of…
Like, seriously. I’m asking honestly, do you all hate me? I don’t know, maybe I’m just being paranoid but I sometimes feel like you’re all…
At first glance The Grateful Dead seems punk as fuck. Their albums all have skulls on them, and those bears are clearly skanking. Unfortunately, after…
Too many young people in this country grow up believing that their only ticket out of the affluent suburbs is a career in professional eSports,…
Uh-oh DIY gang, it looks like we have a sellout on our hands! Pat Jenkins, former guitarist of the now-defunct legendary hardcore group Risk Damage,…
I can’t believe we’re finally heading to Ozzfest! We’ve been talking about this for years and it’s finally happening. Where else can you find the…
Spotify is the subject of much debate in the music community. While it allows artists to be heard by a wide audience, it also depreciates…
You’re probably wondering why I’m fishing out on the floor foaming at the mouth and ranting in tongues. I assure you, everything is fine. Today…
We’ve all seen them: band stickers inside of urinals, the part where pee goes, and wondered who puts them there and why. Here at The…
Feeling nostalgic for Nu metal? According to our analytics team, you are for some reason! That’s why we told our people to reach out and…