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Purchase Deemed “Pretty Sick” by Guitar Center Employee
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local Guitar Center sales associate Dan Shin deemed a customer’s routine purchase…
Homeless Man Declared National Landmark
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Community leaders gathered today to declare local chronically homeless man Arthur…
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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Oblivious dork Chazz Dorfner continued to irk the few acquaintances willing…