Every Hot Water Music Album Ranked Worst to Best
Florida is America’s punchline. And for the most part rightfully so since it has given us so many awful things…
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20 Misfits Songs That Will Get You Kicked Out of the PTA for Playing at a Children’s Halloween Party
Well, it’s that spooky time of year again. Halloween is almost here and now that you’re a parent with young…
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New Edging Trend? This Man Listened To “In the Air Tonight” for 8 Hours but Stopped Right Before the Drum Part Every Time
Edging, the practice of sexually stimulating oneself up to the point of arousal without achieving climax for some reason, may…
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Metal Band Forced To Watch Every Episode of “Rings of Power” To Find Unused Band Name
RICHMOND, Va. — Members of a new unnamed metal band were forced to watch every episode of the Amazon Prime…
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Mosquito Immediately Regrets Sucking Fat Mike’s Blood
LOS ANGELES — A mosquito that landed on the arm of NOFX frontman Fat Mike and sucked his blood says…
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Every Character From “The Matrix” Ranked by How Likely They Would Try to Get You to Invest in Crypto
The world of “The Matrix” is a confusing apocalyptic hellscape built on technology inhabited by weirdos in cringey sunglasses who…
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Embarrassing! The People in This Movie From 2012 Have Stupid-Looking Phones
Oh man, this is so embarrassing. Everyone in this movie that I’m watching from 2012 has these stupid-looking phones. What…
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Every Dag Nasty Album Ranked Worst to Best
The hardcore scene that emerged out of DC in the ‘80s was not exactly what you would call fun. Fugazi,…
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Kamala Harris Leans Into Cool Aunt Image by Promising Junior Staffers Can Drink Beers in White House Basement
WASHINGTON — Presumptive Democratic nominee Kamala Harris attempted to boost her perception as a “cool aunt” by announcing that if…
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Olympic Skateboarding Competition Interrupted by Irate Woman Who Says the Noise Is Scaring Her Dog
PARIS — The Olympic men’s street skateboarding final was interrupted mid-competition by a visibly flustered woman who said the sounds…
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