Well, it’s that spooky time of year again. Halloween is almost here and now that you’re a parent with young…
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Edging, the practice of sexually stimulating oneself up to the point of arousal without achieving climax for some reason, may…
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RICHMOND, Va. — Members of a new unnamed metal band were forced to watch every episode of the Amazon Prime…
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LOS ANGELES — A mosquito that landed on the arm of NOFX frontman Fat Mike and sucked his blood says…
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The world of “The Matrix” is a confusing apocalyptic hellscape built on technology inhabited by weirdos in cringey sunglasses who…
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Oh man, this is so embarrassing. Everyone in this movie that I’m watching from 2012 has these stupid-looking phones. What…
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The hardcore scene that emerged out of DC in the ‘80s was not exactly what you would call fun. Fugazi,…
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WASHINGTON — Presumptive Democratic nominee Kamala Harris attempted to boost her perception as a “cool aunt” by announcing that if…
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PARIS — The Olympic men’s street skateboarding final was interrupted mid-competition by a visibly flustered woman who said the sounds…
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SEATTLE — Microsoft officials revealed the global internet outage affecting airlines and critical infrastructure systems around the world was caused…
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