Ted Cruz Uses Frequent Fleeing Texas Storm Miles to Upgrade Flight to Cancún
CANCÚN, Mexico — Junior Texas Senator Ted Cruz used a small portion of his Frequent Fleeing Texas Storm Miles reward…
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“Makin’ Copiiieees” And 15 Other Classic SNL Skits You Can Quote With Your Dad Instead of Having a Real Conversation
Well, it’s summertime again and that means it’s time for sun and fun and reminiscing about actually having the summer…
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Every Helmet Album Ranked Worst to Best
Helmet is less of a band and more of an idea and really a solo act with supporting musicians. Paige…
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Trump Disappears Attempting to Surf Giant Wave After Fleeing to Bells Beach, Australia
BELLS BEACH, Victoria — Former President Donald Trump was seen evading authorities by attempting to surf a giant wave off…
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QAnon Follower Desperately Trying to Decipher Significance of “34” in Trump’s 34 Convictions
BOISE, Idaho. — Followers of the QAnon conspiracy theory are trying to find hidden meaning in the 34 felony convictions…
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You Just Made Eye Contact With Someone Holding a Clipboard Outside a Whole Foods: Here Are 5 Exit Strategies To Avoid Donating to Charity
So you’ve just slipped away from your soul-sucking job for a quick break, but now what? Go for a smoke?…
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Opinion: Sure, I Have a Soul-Crushing Job Now but With Hard Work in 30 Years I’ll Be Dead
If you’re anything like me, you’ve got a living nightmare of a job that takes every ounce of your being…
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20 Green Day Songs That Will Make Your Mom Say “Didn’t We Just Listen To This One?”
Green Day are one of the few punk bands to achieve and maintain mainstream success for decades. Because of this,…
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Hardcore Band Reunion Show Ruined After Singer Loses His Breath 20 Seconds Into First Song
PHILADELPHIA — Hardcore band X Conviction Of Truth X had their first reunion show in over fifteen years ruined after…
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30 Hardcore Albums That Turn 30 This Year To Remind You That Time Is A Cruel Mistress and That You Need to Schedule a Colonoscopy
There’s always a lot of talk about how 1994 was the year of punk with all the mainstream success of…
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