Vegan Trick or Treater Asks if Anyone Is Going To Eat Their Smarties
COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local vegan child Jackson Lavigne asked his friends if anyone planned to eat the Smarties and that…
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Every Hatebreed Album Ranked Worst to Best
Hatebreed formed in 1994 and initially spread their brand of baggy-pantsed metalcore from Connecticut all the way to the western…
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Fugazi Fan Corrects Guy Picciotto on Pronunciation of His Last Name
NEW YORK — Longtime Fugazi fan Trent Smith corrected Guy Picciotto on the pronunciation of his own last name after…
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Florida Mom Outraged To Find Copy of “Diary of Anne Frank” Floating in Waist-High Water in Her Living Room
ORLANDO, Fla. — Local mother Doreen Ludip was shocked and outraged to discover a copy of the “Diary of Anne…
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Every Coalesce Album Ranked Worst to Best
Since we’ve already ranked the albums from both Converge and Cave In we thought it only fitting to complete the…
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Netflix Executives Order New Season of “Black Mirror” About How Useful A.I. Actually Is
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Executives of streaming service Netflix announced they ordered a new season of the hit dystopian anthology…
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Aging Hardcore Guy Receives Gold X Swatch at Mosh Retirement Party
COLUMBUS, Ohio — Aging hardcore guy and noted crowd killer Tom Reilly reportedly received a gold X Swatch for his…
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Every Samiam Album Ranked Worst to Best
If you’ve ever found yourself in a basement show singing along to some possibly bearded band playing upbeat music with…
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15 Bands From Colorado That Will Make You Want to Visit, Despite All the State’s Damn Dirty Hippies
Colorado has a reputation for having a population of active, happy people doing active, happy things in their beautiful state.…
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We Put on a Sweater Vest and a Pair of Thick Rimmed Glasses to Rank the Top 50 Emo Songs of the ‘90s While We Looked Up Our Ex From High School on Facebook
Emo is a lot like pornography – it’s hard to define but you know it when you see it. There’s…
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