Sadistic Dom Doesn’t Let Sub Finish Season Finale
EUGENE, Ore. — Local dominant Lucille Bellweather didn’t allow her submissive Craig Walters to finish the season finale of the…
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Dee Snider Celebrates 40 Years of Inexplicably Being Seen as Some Sort of Metal Icon
NEW YORK — Metal frontman and former singer of Twisted Sister Dee Snider celebrated four decades of being seen as…
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5 Flagrant Violations of Arizona Boating Law We Found in the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee Sex Tape
If you’re a millennial or older, you probably remember “Stolen Honeymoon,” the leaked, mid-nineties sex footage of then-newlyweds Pamela Anderson…
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Trad Husband? I Cheated On My Wife, Got Violent With My Kids, and Failed Upwards at My Job
With all these women making serious bank on social media sharing their lives as “Trad Wives” it got me thinking:…
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Help! I Snuck Into My Parent’s Closet to Peek at Christmas Presents and Found a Fursuit
So far, winter break has been pretty cool. I was really excited for Christmas, and I know Mom and Dad…
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OpenAI Honors Dead Whistleblower by Feeding His Complaints Into New Language Learning Models
SAN FRANCISCO — Executives at OpenAI agreed to honor Suchir Balaji, a former OpenAI researcher and whistleblower, by incorporating his…
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Brian Thompson Gunman Holds Onto First Draft Bullet Reading “Live, Laugh, Love”
NEW YORK — After fleeing into Central Park, Brian Thompson’s gunman decided against abandoning a first draft bullet reading “Live,…
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Opinion: It’s Strange That Everyone Here Remembers What They Were Doing on 9/11, but Nobody Can Tell Me Where They Were When My Dirtbike Was Stolen
The human brain is a truly remarkable piece of matter. From this seemingly unthinking collection of tissues and proteins emerges…
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Overly Confident Matt Gaetz Claims He Could Expose Himself to a Tween on Fifth Avenue and He Wouldn’t Lose Any Followers
WASHINGTON — Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz made a shocking claim that he could expose his genitals to an underaged…
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