Heroic Suicide Hotline Worker Hangs Up on ICE Agent June 26, 2025 DALLAS — A local 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline worker abruptly hung up on a caller from U.S. Immigration and… Read More →
So Much for the Tolerant Left: This Liberal Just Unmatched Me on Tinder After I Sent Her an Unsolicited Dick Pic June 21, 2025 Nobody is completely honest while online dating. Some guys will fudge their height a couple inches or pretend to be… Read More →
Every Trump Phone To Come Preloaded With Epstein Contact List June 17, 2025 NEW YORK — President Donald Trump's sons Eric and Don Jr. announced a new Trump Mobile cellular phone service that… Read More →
What the Deaths of Countless Middle Eastern Civilians Means for You at the Pump June 16, 2025 Summer is almost here. That means hopping in your car and hitting the open road with your best friends and… Read More →
Columbia Agrees to Reinstate Prominent Phrenologists to Appease Trump June 11, 2025 NEW YORK — Columbia University agreed to re-hire several prominent phrenologists in a bid to quell President Trump’s threat of… Read More →
Sly Stone, Musician and Star of the Rocky Films, Killed for Being White – guest post by Grok AI June 9, 2025 Here’s what I’ve found about Sly Stone on the web, with absolutely no pre-programmed bias or agenda. Sly “Sylvester” Stone… Read More →
Yikes! We Asked John Mellencamp What “Hurts So Good” Is About, and He Went Into Graphic Detail About His First Time Experimenting With Nipple Clamps June 7, 2025 Everybody is aware of John Mellencamp’s befuddling “suckin’ on chili dogs” line, so we sat down with the aging rocker… Read More →
Opinion: Repealing EPA Restrictions Will Only Make My Paint-Huffing More Adventurous June 1, 2025 My prayers have been answered: EPA restrictions are getting rolled back! This is going to make my afternoon hallucinations so… Read More →
Yeah Dude, We Know: Billie Joe Armstrong Just Revealed “Longview” Is About Jacking Off May 31, 2025 You can’t deny that Green Day’s “Dookie” is a legendary album. Therefore, when we heard that frontman Billie Joe Armstrong… Read More →
Pro-Life Conservatives Boycott Ms. Rachel Over Controversial Anti-Baby Killing Stance May 24, 2025 WASHINGTON — Popular YouTube children’s entertainer Ms. Rachel sparked backlash from pro-life right-wing commentators for her brave stance against ongoing… Read More →