The Next Nosferatu? This Guy Just Fucked My Wife
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Promised Slow Descent Into Fascism Picks Up an Alarming Amount of Speed
WASHINGTON — Citizens across the nation were surprised to learn that the long-promised slow descent into fascism has rapidly accelerated…
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Opinion: Now I Only Use Facebook for Marketplace and to Alert My Loved Ones That the White Race Is Under Attack
Remember back in the day when Facebook was a genuinely useful social tool for keeping in touch with old friends…
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The Five Best Randy Newman Songs To Fuck To
Everyone appreciates Randy Newman’s signature voice as it conveys sardonic song lyrics set to classically arranged pop and folk music,…
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Where Are They Now: The Two Towers Featured Prominently in the Music Video for Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin”?
Whether you love it or hate it, you can’t deny that Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin’” was a huge success, but one…
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ChatGPT’s Ability to Write Cogent Email Really Impressive to Fucking Idiot
LOS ANGELES — Well-known idiot Donald Robertson was beside himself with amazement when ChatGPT was able to produce an unexceptional…
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If You Like K-Pop You’ll Love K-Pornogrind!
At The Hard Times, we know how much you love your K-pop. We also know how much you love your…
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Is That a Gun in Your Pocket or Do You Have Two Boners
Having an erection in public is embarrassing, but it happens to the best of us. I was fully prepared to…
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Top Contenders for 2028 Democrat Presidential Nomination Down to John Fetterman and Josh Shapiro, Says New AIPAC Poll
WASHINGTON — A new poll conducted by AIPAC found the top candidates for the 2028 presidential nomination are down to…
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Looking on the Bright Side: Here Are Five Times Vince Neil Was Able To Drive to the Liquor Store Without Killing Anyone
Mötley Crüe frontman Vince Neil definitely has a troubled history with driving. He came under fire in late 1984 for…
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