If You Like K-Pop You’ll Love K-Pornogrind!
At The Hard Times, we know how much you love your K-pop. We also know how much you love your…
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Is That a Gun in Your Pocket or Do You Have Two Boners
Having an erection in public is embarrassing, but it happens to the best of us. I was fully prepared to…
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Top Contenders for 2028 Democrat Presidential Nomination Down to John Fetterman and Josh Shapiro, Says New AIPAC Poll
WASHINGTON — A new poll conducted by AIPAC found the top candidates for the 2028 presidential nomination are down to…
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Looking on the Bright Side: Here Are Five Times Vince Neil Was Able To Drive to the Liquor Store Without Killing Anyone
Mötley Crüe frontman Vince Neil definitely has a troubled history with driving. He came under fire in late 1984 for…
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Busker’s Beautiful Rendition of “Yesterday” Really Brought Down by Nearby Public Masturbator
BUFFALO, N.Y. — A stunning rendition of The Beatles’ 1965 hit “Yesterday” by busker Alan Wentzel was completely overshadowed by…
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Teen Punk Teeters Between “Make the World a Better Place” Punk or “Total Piece of Shit” Punk
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local teenage punk Mathias Schuler is teetering between the kind of punk that makes a positive impact…
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Okay, I Admit It: The Fyre Festival Cheese Sandwich Was the Most Delicious Meal I’ve Ever Had
It’s time to come clean once and for all. The best meal I’ve ever had was the two slices of…
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Infant Annihilator Change Name to Avoid Association with Israel
HULL, U.K. — Extreme metal provocateurs Infant Annihilator are changing their name in an effort to minimize any association with…
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Heroic Suicide Hotline Worker Hangs Up on ICE Agent
DALLAS — A local 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline worker abruptly hung up on a caller from U.S. Immigration and…
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So Much for the Tolerant Left: This Liberal Just Unmatched Me on Tinder After I Sent Her an Unsolicited Dick Pic
Nobody is completely honest while online dating. Some guys will fudge their height a couple inches or pretend to be…
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