Columbia Agrees to Reinstate Prominent Phrenologists to Appease Trump
NEW YORK — Columbia University agreed to re-hire several prominent phrenologists in a bid to quell President Trump’s threat of…
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Sly Stone, Musician and Star of the Rocky Films, Killed for Being White – guest post by Grok AI
Here’s what I’ve found about Sly Stone on the web, with absolutely no pre-programmed bias or agenda. Sly “Sylvester” Stone…
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The Next Turnstile? This Boomer on Facebook Types in All Caps
Mention Turnstile around a hardcore kid and you’ll get a range of reactions. Some offer calm, measured takes like, “Good…
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Yikes! We Asked John Mellencamp What “Hurts So Good” Is About, and He Went Into Graphic Detail About His First Time Experimenting With Nipple Clamps
Everybody is aware of John Mellencamp’s befuddling “suckin’ on chili dogs” line, so we sat down with the aging rocker…
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Opinion: Repealing EPA Restrictions Will Only Make My Paint-Huffing More Adventurous
My prayers have been answered: EPA restrictions are getting rolled back! This is going to make my afternoon hallucinations so…
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Yeah Dude, We Know: Billie Joe Armstrong Just Revealed “Longview” Is About Jacking Off
You can’t deny that Green Day’s “Dookie” is a legendary album. Therefore, when we heard that frontman Billie Joe Armstrong…
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Study Finds You Can Just Walk Out of Target With Stuff and You Probably Won’t Get Caught
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — A new study from the University of Michigan revealed that you can basically just walk out…
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Pro-Life Conservatives Boycott Ms. Rachel Over Controversial Anti-Baby Killing Stance
WASHINGTON — Popular YouTube children’s entertainer Ms. Rachel sparked backlash from pro-life right-wing commentators for her brave stance against ongoing…
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Democrats Hope That Putting “Gate” at the End of Trump Team Crimes Results in Something, Anything
WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders praised their own strategy of placing “gate” at the end of Trump-led Republican crimes in the…
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Polyamorous Couple Rearranges Funko Pop Collection to Impress New Third
SANTA CLARITA, Calif. — Noted polyamorous couple Zheff Macguire and Morgy Clementine were spotted frantically rearranging their Funko Pop collection…
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