Patrick Crooks, Author at HARDTIMES

March 3, 2026

SEDONA, Ariz. — Attendees of an orgy reported that the evening’s highly charged sexual atmosphere was being ruined by a…

February 16, 2026

MAR-A-LAGO, Fla. — While attending an event at the president's Mar-a-Lago estate, Miriam Miller, mother of senior Trump advisor, Stephen…

March 9, 2025

ATLANTA — Authorities were called to the State Farm Arena this evening to respond to what eyewitnesses report as a…

November 8, 2024

SAEGERTOWN, Pa. — Local punk Brian McFee assured everyone that his newfound wealth would have no impact on his worldview…

June 17, 2024

LOS ANGELES — Citing the ever-increasing reality of their impending mortality, members of the iconic punk band Broken Tongue announced…

May 24, 2024

SEATTLE — Juror no. 11, local punk David Martin, told fellow jurors that this is his longest single stretch of…

May 22, 2024

Those of us old enough to remember the ‘90s look at them at the brief period of our lives where…

May 4, 2024

REYKJAVIK, Iceland — City officials announced that the annual spraying for feral Björks will begin this week and that residents…

April 23, 2024

Sitcom dads typically run the gambit between borderline abusive and trying way too hard to be cool. There seems to…

February 5, 2024

With Larry David announcing that the twelfth season of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” will be the iconic comedy series’ final one,…