Nicholai Roscoe, Author at HARDTIMES

January 3, 2021

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Married best friends Lisa Johnson and Matt Kennedy have made a pact to get divorced if they…

November 30, 2020

Recently my “friends” have accused me of appropriating the struggles of people with “real” mental health issues. Such projections are…

February 1, 2020

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Friends of Terence Hart report today that his knack for ruining parties with his alcoholism has transitioned…

February 28, 2019

Greetings, fellow wanderer. Are you homesick for a land you’ve never visited? If so, you may be stricken with a…

February 3, 2019

BOULDER, Colo. — Recently launched podcast Yes, ANDroids! officially features more hosts than actual listeners, according to the iTunes download…

January 15, 2019

Depression can be a difficult and isolating illness but I’m here to tell you that it gets better. I used…

October 15, 2018

WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence unveiled a new outreach program to educate citizens surrounding the dangers of post-marital sex…

July 10, 2018

DENVER — Sarah McDonald has reportedly spent the estimated $310 she saved by building a custom gaming PC on titles…

December 15, 2017

WASHINGTON — A report released today by a government efficiency watchdog group offered conclusive proof of “absolutely no collusion” between…

December 9, 2017

There comes a time in every young adult’s life when he has to stand up to his father, and become…