Ryan Long and The Hard Times team up to document the harrowing tale of a sound man so grumpy, so disgruntled, so unbearably hostile, that…
GREENSBORO, N.C. – The parents of local punk Karla Marsh were reportedly concerned by her straight edge boyfriend’s refusal to join them in having a…
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — The National Weather Service issued a hazard warning earlier today, predicting record temperatures and a potentially deadly greenhouse effect inside the garage…
SAN ANTONIO — The man with a sweatshirt tied around his waist at tonight’s Prayer Dancer show is ready to violently push anyone and everyone…
2016 has been a landmark year for lines of cocaine. But with so many out there, how can you pick the absolute best ones to…
A lot of you reading this know there is something undeniably sexy about a witchy woman. Even the most logical guy can get sucked in…
PONTIAC, Mich. – One week into their Midwest tour, post-punk band Hip Replacement have canceled the remainder of their shows due to the discovery of…
CLEVELAND — CM Punk is set to overcome the odds against professional MMA fighter and bully Mickey Gall at UFC 203, according to Matt Parker,…
BOSTON — Centennial Brown, often cited as “influential” and “essential listening” by music fans and critics alike, would really rather just be rich, according to…
DENVER, CO – The Misfits canceled their scheduled appearances at Riot Fest’s Denver and Chicago dates without explanation today, according to a statement released by…
SALT LAKE CITY – Chad, the founding member of perennial show-opening grindcore band Ruptured Anus, is allegedly having a baby, according to multiple reports. The…
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Self-proclaimed gender equality ally Sean Donaghy successfully hid his expansive collection of Family Guy and Tosh.0 DVDs deep inside his closet last…
BASKING RIDGE, N.J. – Verizon Wireless announced their latest push to market to the underground music scene with a “Hardcore Family” phone plan today, catering…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Complete moron and supposed Bad Religion superfan Rob Hooper clapped before the band even finished the song “I Want Something More,” ruining…
Ian MacKaye said long ago that straight edge is not a set of rules. So there, it’s settled, He has spoken: Straight edge isn’t a…