Matt McInerney, Author at HARDTIMES

January 21, 2024

This is a joke, right? I’m not going out there! The air is literally attacking the ground right now, and…

January 11, 2024

NEWARK, N.J. – Local officials are responding to reports of crowds sprinting towards their lovers through Newark Airport as Frou…

January 10, 2024

STONINGTON, Conn. — Local man Eddie Walker was rushed to a hospital in critical condition after accidentally laying his head…

January 3, 2024

AUSTIN, Texas — Aging punk Bryce Horn is preparing for doomsday by backing up his collection of “rare” MP3s to…

January 1, 2024

PHILADELPHIA – Researchers at Temple University found that most Americans are using their precious few vacation days to sit on…

December 30, 2023

Both Beyoncé and Taylor Swift have made this clear: they refuse to be part of any narrative that pits two…

December 22, 2023

OLYMPIA, Wash. — Preston Gage, guitarist for the legendary drone metal band Annulvoid, is kicking himself after playing the wrong…

December 19, 2023

OLYMPIA, Wash. — Doctors across the country warned new and prospective parents that excessive use of white noise machines might…

December 15, 2023

The holidays are right around the corner, and you're looking for the perfect gift for friends. Or maybe you're even…

December 15, 2023

MONTAGUE, Mass. — Local man Jack Callahan is reportedly on day two of trying to type his overly complicated Disney+…