Man On Day Two Of Meltdown After Being Asked Favorite Band
KEENE, N.H. — Local man Wesley Peck is on day two of an absolute meltdown after being asked what his…
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Top 20 Songs I Like Mostly Because They Mention Places I’ve Been
There are plenty of things I enjoy in life, but nothing gives me quite the thrill of feeling smart because…
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Limited Edition $200 Red and Gold Swirl “Jane Doe” Record Played on $29 Amazon Turntable
SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Local man Malcolm Evans recently purchased a limited edition $200 red and gold swirl copy of “Jane…
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Friend Watching “90 Day Fiancé” Getting Pretty Liberal with the Term “Docuseries”
ALBANY— Local man Rudy Foster is getting pretty loose with the term “docuseries” after using it to describe his favorite…
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Scientists Confirm There’s No Way to Take Off Pullover Without Showing Everyone Your Belly
NEW YORK — Scientists at the Fashion Institute of Technology confirmed there is no way to take off a pullover…
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Opinion: If Jazz Is About the Notes You Don’t Play, Then I Am an All-Time Great
The other day, I was watching some documentary while waiting for a video game to download, and I heard a…
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Blacked-Out Knuckle Tattoos Forces You to Assume the Worst
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Local man Ronny Stout’s blacked-out knuckle tattoos are forcing neighbors to assume the worst about what it…
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New Weather App for Aging Punks Just Lets You Know if It’s Cold Enough for Hoodie
PALO ALTO, Calif. — A hot new startup company just launched a revolutionary weather app for aging punks that lets…
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Mourning Family Torn Over Whether Daughter’s Murder Should Be Podcast or Netflix Series
NEW LONDON, Conn. — A local family is torn over whether to memorialize their late daughter with a podcast or…
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Ambient Masterpiece Still Not As Good As “The Office” For Background Noise
WILMINGTON, N.C. — Ambient musician Julian Sino’s latest album is being hailed as a masterpiece, but fans still don’t think…
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