HARDTIMES

April 14, 2018

Remember what you said about us needing more transparency? Well I just added about $350 of it, plus tax. Seriously,…

January 21, 2018

TORONTO — Legendary Rush drummer Neil Peart purchased one of the largest and shiniest drums on the market last night…

January 17, 2018

BOSTON — A new study conducted by the Berklee College of Music has found that one in five jazz cats…

November 10, 2017

DETROIT — The closet of 41-year-old scene veteran Eddie Pierce is filled with hundreds of band t-shirts to pair with…

September 21, 2017

DENVER — Colorado jam band Nebular Pollywogs released Galaxy of Koi last week, a studio album that fully captures their…

July 20, 2017

RAQQA, Syria — ISIS claimed responsibility this morning for a graphic video documenting the beheading of late-night talk-show host Jimmy…

July 4, 2017

BOSTON — Local hardcore frontman Sturgill Hoffman gave multiple impassioned speeches about Syria during a show last night, with his…

July 3, 2017

SAN FRANCISCO — Confused stoner Tyler Harrison participated in a sleep-study program believing the nocturnal testing session would actually be a…

June 25, 2017

PHILADELPHIA — Local 33-year-old Seth Bourne is completely unable and unwilling to buy any shoes that are not specifically designed…

May 6, 2017

CLEVELAND — A study by social anthropologists at Case Western Reserve University confirmed that the boys are back in town, ending…