John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

August 7, 2020

Wow, that’s so incredibly gracious of you to reach out and share the carefully crafted demos you recorded in your…

August 5, 2020

LINCOLN, Neb. — Researchers at The University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s Department of Psychology have found that setup phrases such as, “News…

August 3, 2020

PARIS — Auteur director Wes Anderson reportedly punched a hole into the drywall of his penthouse apartment last night after…

August 2, 2020

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Conestoga Distillery, the makers of popular new Vulture Rye whiskey, have disrupted the market by selling their…

July 31, 2020

In these politically-charged times, nothing quite gets the punk heart pounding like politically-charged melodic hardcore and no one does that…

July 29, 2020

ARLINGTON, Va. — Punk lifers Jessica Greene and Mark Wallace set a new standard for punk baby names when they…

July 28, 2020

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stacy’s mom is hot as shit. I’ve heard; you’ve heard; the entire world has heard. And they’re…

July 23, 2020

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen continues to frustrate his friends with a total lack of awareness and poor…

July 23, 2020

LOS ANGELES — B.C. Rich, a company famous for making electric guitars popular in the heavy metal music scene, will…

July 15, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Three members of local punk quartet The Herniated Dicks defied Los Angeles’ stringent coronavirus quarantine guidelines to…