Joe Rumrill, Author at HARDTIMES

May 21, 2023

BEACON, N.Y. — Local guitarist Heff Kelsey was baffled after discovering the piece of music he was playing reportedly required…

May 21, 2023

Today the Hard Times listens to the third and latest full-length of New York City’s own Hank Wood and the…

May 19, 2023

NEEDLES, Calif. — Frequent patrons of local watering hole The Running Refrigerator are reportedly befuddled over realizing the bar’s ever-playing…

May 4, 2023

OAKLAND, Calif. — Perpetual “lost cause” Kip “The Drip” Dellaher miraculously passed his science and history exams today after simply…

May 3, 2023

PONTIAC, Mich. — Several local college seniors impressed guests by enhancing their party’s epicness with the presence of a barnyard…

April 23, 2023

SEWICKLEY, Pa. — Audience members of last night’s Duck Cruncher show were surprised by an elaborate timeshare presentation instead of…

April 13, 2023

PRINCETON, N.J. — Top scientists from around the nation are reportedly perplexed beyond belief upon discovering that the band Touchstone…

April 11, 2023

Oftentimes, the problem with punk music made by actual PEOPLE is that those people are so rarely puppets, sitcom characters,…

April 3, 2023

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Former psychobilly luminaries The Rot Hodders were revealed to be accidentally misdiagnosed and will be moving forward…

March 30, 2023

HARTFORD, Conn. — Acclaimed showman Tom Waits reportedly revved up his audience at a rare live gig by shooting off…