Success! My grandma got run over in a freak reindeer accident which puts me one step closer to my family’s fortune. Look, I’m just an…
You bring the stuff? Sweet. These are authentic JNCO jeans, right? The ones from the late ’90s?I don’t want none of this watered-down, kinda-baggy-leg bullshit.…
You may have noticed that these days the news cycle has been dominated by stories of online bingo winners living it up. America is the…
As a white woman, I’m uniquely able to take this time to listen and to learn. I’m able to, and I probably should. But—and this…
America is more divided than ever on the issue of policing and frustrations are at a boiling point as we watch clashes between protesters and…
Everyone knows I’m rebellious. I wear it on my sleeve. More specifically, on my knuckles. When my buddies and I got drunk at Steve’s and…
Opinion: The Virus Doesn’t Care What Race You Are, but the Government Does so Some of You Are Fucked
Opinion: The Virus Doesn’t Care What Race You Are, but the Government Does so Some of You Are Fucked
All people must unify now! Dammit, this virus doesn’t care what your race is! It will harm you and your loved ones indiscriminately. The United…
It’s not every day you get a chance to meet an industry legend, but we recently had just such an opportunity. The owner of the…
Incredible! In a remarkable display of courage and strength, Chantrick Tudley, the drummer of local pop punk band “Tonites’ The Nite” overcame all odds and,…
Let’s face it, if you want punk rock legitimacy, you and your band-mates should look (and feel) as close to death as possible. If you’re…
Oh ho ho, would you look at this shit. Looks like somebody got a beer belly over the years. Somebody who used to judge me…
You’re sitting at a Mexican restaurant with some friends trying to enjoy a veggie fajita when out of the corner of your eye you spot…
Louis CK has returned to the stage and the internet is predictably ablaze. Rather than participate in the spectacle with a click grabbing hot take…
Dilly dilly. Let’s face it, things have not been the same since Charlie Sheen fell out of the limelight in 2015. With the dog days…
I am so sick of hearing people complain about this administration and their idealistic, unrealistic expectations of assassinating Donald Trump. Does anyone really believe that…