Dan Rice, Author at HARDTIMES

October 28, 2022

Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man concerned with global warming. My name is Orlov von Maximoff, a…

October 27, 2022

Over the years I have received mounting criticism for exercising my right to wield a homemade knife glove and enter…

October 27, 2022

Our tour van broke down in one of that small town full of secrets/Twin Peaksy type places. We had to…

October 20, 2022

Billionaires; they are our superiors and our betters. Their lives are literally worth more than our lives, and they make…

October 20, 2022

People of this bank listen up, 'cause I got something to say. The state of the world is chaotic right…

October 14, 2022

It’s a bittersweet feeling to realize you’ve peaked, but at least when I look back up at my personal zenith…

October 7, 2022

Ever since I discovered BDSM Tumblr as a youth, I have dreamt of dying at the hands of horned-up sadistic…

October 6, 2022

Well, boil, boil, toil, and NOT SO MUCH TROUBLE apparently. Ever since I was introduced to the tale of Hansel…

September 23, 2022

Who could forget the sultry trip-hop of Portishead? The answer is me, and most men under the age of 30,…

September 20, 2022

Salutations and tip of my cap, officers of the Sunnybay Police Department. You don’t know me, not yet, but you…