Well another election cycle is upon us, and as per usual the GOP roster is an absolute mess. No matter…
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Birds. They're majestic, they're symbolic, they're entirely made up. As anyone in the know knows, all birds were eradicated by…
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Today is the day I chose to buckle down and start my job search. I’ve been gearing up for it…
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For as long as I can remember every day of my life has been plagued with feelings of emptiness, inadequacy,…
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One of the cool things about the decline of America is that they sell shrooms at bodegas now. I walked…
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Well, it’s been a pretty wild few weeks. I am certainly grateful and humbled by the viral success of my…
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Humanity has always feared the unknown, and in our hubris, we like to think that every creature on earth has…
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Family game night is an excellent way to bring your deepest darkest resentments and conflicts with the people closest to…
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Ever Since I was 10 years old and saw a t-shirt with the cast of "The Simpsons" made to look…
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Personalities can be hard to cultivate. Many people find the self-awareness, honesty, and leg work involved in developing them to…
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