Dan Rice, Author at HARDTIMES

Every Macy’s Parade Balloon Ranked by Where We Think They’ll Place in an “Anything Goes” Fighting Tournament

November 22, 2023

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, which means it’s time for the annual Macy’s Day parade! 25 glorious balloons will be showcased from…

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30 Things Besides Politics You Can Talk About at Thanksgiving Ranked by How Much Fighting Will Still End Up Happening

November 21, 2023

Talking politics at whats supposed to be a pleasant family function has always been considered rude, but with our country…

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Every Doctor and Companion from “Doctor Who” Ranked by How Much They Hung Out at CBGB in the ‘70s and ‘80s

November 20, 2023

For 60 years now the BBC's "Doctor Who" has fascinated viewers with its high-concept sci-fi storytelling, unparalleled mythology/world-building, and inadvertently…

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The Top 30 Twilight Zone Episodes Still Less Scary Than the 2024 Election

November 15, 2023

Few television shows have remained relevant in our cultural lexicon for as long as Rod Serling's "The Twilight Zone." Employing…

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Eight Things You Didn’t Know About “SLC Punk!”

November 11, 2023

Think you know everything about the classic punk subculture film "SLC PUNK!"? Think again! These mind-blowing facts will change the…

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Every John Hughes Movie Ranked by How Likely They’ll Get Your Family To Stop Fighting for 5 Minutes

November 10, 2023

Thanksgiving is almost upon us, so it's time to engage in one of the few activities your family should be…

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Every “Mad Men” Character Ranked by How Much They Make Us Want a God Damn Cigarette

November 9, 2023

Well we finally did it, we quit smoking. Thanks to willpower, an Elf bar, a nicotine patch, and nicotine gum…

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Every Big Bang Theory Character Ranked Randomly, We Tried To Watch It, We Just Couldn’t Do It

November 6, 2023

Like many Americans, we're behind on our clickbait quota, and our mom has been on our case to watch "The…

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30 Self Defense Techniques Ranked by Their Effectiveness Against Disney Adults

November 2, 2023

It’s an unfortunate reality that we live in a world where no space is truly safe. In a sudden altercation,…

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30 Movie Haunted Houses Ranked by How Much I Would Rather Live There Than Deal With My Shady, Class Traitor Landlord for Another Second

October 27, 2023

Halloween is almost here and that doesn’t mean a damn thing to me, because every moment in my rundown slum…

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