Dan Rice, Author at HARDTIMES

Every Version of Santa From Around the World Ranked by How Likely They’ll Overlook Your DUI and Get You That PS5

December 8, 2023

Well, Christmas is almost here and that means two things: You really want to get a PS5 this year, and…

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Ranked: The Top 50 Christmas Horror Movies We Shouldn’t Have Screened for a Class of Preschoolers

December 5, 2023

Well, you try to do something nice for the holiday season and what happens? You get banned from preschools across…

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30 Moments From the Star Wars Holiday Special That Show Us All the True Meaning of Life Day

December 1, 2023

Sure, it’s “The Holiday season,” but we all know that one holiday is a cut above the rest—Life Day. The…

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The Cramps’ Top 50 Songs Ranked by How Easily You Could Pass Them off as Christmas Music

November 29, 2023

Christmas is right around the corner, a season of giving, connecting with loved ones, and the most god-awful ear-worm music…

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Every “The Nightmare Before Christmas” Character Ranked by Kill Count

November 27, 2023

Christmas season is here, and that makes it the perfect time to revisit the Disney holiday classic “The Nightmare Before…

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While You Eat Yourself Into a Food Coma Here Are The Most Popular Thanksgiving Dish in Each State

November 23, 2023

It’s Thanksgiving, and families around the country are gathering together to celebrate! While virtually every dinner table in the country…

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Every Macy’s Parade Balloon Ranked by Where We Think They’ll Place in an “Anything Goes” Fighting Tournament

November 22, 2023

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, which means it’s time for the annual Macy’s Day parade! 25 glorious balloons will be showcased from…

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30 Things Besides Politics You Can Talk About at Thanksgiving Ranked by How Much Fighting Will Still End Up Happening

November 21, 2023

Talking politics at whats supposed to be a pleasant family function has always been considered rude, but with our country…

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Every Doctor and Companion from “Doctor Who” Ranked by How Much They Hung Out at CBGB in the ‘70s and ‘80s

November 20, 2023

For 60 years now the BBC's "Doctor Who" has fascinated viewers with its high-concept sci-fi storytelling, unparalleled mythology/world-building, and inadvertently…

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The Top 30 Twilight Zone Episodes Still Less Scary Than the 2024 Election

November 15, 2023

Few television shows have remained relevant in our cultural lexicon for as long as Rod Serling's "The Twilight Zone." Employing…

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