Every “Masters of the Universe” Character Ranked by Their Role in Our Sexual Awakening
Anyone old enough to have joint pain they’ve accepted to be permanent now can tell you, the ‘80s were awesome!…
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Every Gang From “The Warriors” Ranked by Our Conservative Uncle’s Fear of the City
Our Uncle Hewlit was never the brightest bulb in the box. He’s the sort of guy who is highly susceptible…
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Ranked: The Top 10 Kurt Vonnegut Novels To Maximize Seasonal Depression
We are well into winter. It is cold. It is gray. So it goes. The one good thing about winter…
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Jon Stewart Returns to “The Daily Show’ After Seeing How Soft Media Has Gotten on George W. Bush
NEW YORK — Comedy Central announced that Jon Stewart is returning to host “The Daily Show” on Mondays citing what…
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The Top 30 New Year’s Movies Ranked Because Let’s Face It, We Don’t Have Much Time Left
Living on the cusp of armageddon is terrifying in a lot of ways, but as completionists, it’s kind of exciting!…
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We Ranked 30 New Year’s Resolutions Against Potato Chips and Weed and It’s Not Even Close
It’s about to be a new year, and that means it’s time for a new you! Unfortunately, the new you…
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30 Scientology Holiday Traditions That Might Make You Consider Converting
Yes, the holiday season is upon us, but before you decorate that tree or light the menorah, won’t you consider…
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Ranked: The Top 50 Christmas Movies To Bring the Whole Polycule Together
Christmas is almost here, which means it’s time to get together and connect with the people nearest and dearest to…
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Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality
For many of us, the task of cultivating the tastes, opinions, and dispositions that constitute an earnest human personality is…
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Every Version of Santa From Around the World Ranked by How Likely They’ll Overlook Your DUI and Get You That PS5
Well, Christmas is almost here and that means two things: You really want to get a PS5 this year, and…
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