Let’s be honest, making new friends after the age of 22 is nearly impossible. I would know. I haven’t made…
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LOS ANGELES — Local therapist Dr. Dana Therenspoon gave their patient exactly one month to live during a routine check-in,…
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I’d like to apologize to every single person who attended my surprise intervention. Had I known it was happening I…
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Astrology is pretty much the only thing on everyone’s mind nowadays. Unfortunately everyone kind of just gives in to the…
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SEATTLE — Highly sought-after emotional support golden retriever Dr. Buttons Wigglesworth was reportedly not accepting new patients due to unusually…
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Depression is brutal. Many of us try to fight it by exercising, meditating, or even going to extreme measures like…
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Let’s face it. Complaining online about new Weezer material is just part of the human experience. It usually occurs between…
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I despise popular music. I frequently make it known that I exclusively listen to bands that are so obscure, they…
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COLUMBIA, S.C. — Local band and 1996 American Music Awards “Favorite Adult Contemporary Artist'' nominee Hootie and the Blowfish released…
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Move over, Christian Bale. There’s a way more method-y actor in Hollywood, and it’s none other than 2021’s Nickelodeon Kids’…
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